We are Alphaaa Vocaba Dorka
We have a big pet Orca
We like to ride his back
That is so sleek and black

We're extra smart and lovable
We're kinda nerdy, but hugable
We're quite obsessed with our words
We're afraid of our very own terds

We'll bore you with vocabulary
So much so that we get hairy
Because we forget to shave our legs
But we'll always eat our eggs!

We are soft and clean
We come complete with a spleen
We're older than a teen
We think we're into peeing

We are Alphaaa Vocaba Dorka
We got hungry and ate our Orca
Now we have no friend
So this must be the e-end.